Hafla Jokes!

Since 1999, every Hasani's Hafla program has included a joke ad.
Here they are for your post-Hafla amusement!

Feb 13, 1999 | Aug 14, 1999 | Nov 20, 1999 | Feb 14, 2000 | May 13, 2000 | Aug 19, 2000 | Nov 4, 2000 | Feb 17, 2001 | May 19, 2001 | Aug 18, 2001 | Dec 1, 2001 | Feb 9, 2002 | May 4, 2002 | Aug 24, 2002 | Nov 23, 2002 | Feb 22, 2003 | May 10, 2003 | Aug 23, 2003 | Nov 22, 2003 | Feb 21, 2004 | May 8, 2004 | Aug 21, 2004 | Oct 30, 2004 | Feb 12, 2005 | May 7, 2005 | Aug 23, 2005 | Nov 5, 2005 | Feb 11, 2006 | May 6, 2006 | Aug 12, 2006

POE

From the February 13, 1999 Hafla program

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From the August 14, 1999 Hafla program

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And now, for your Hafla amusement, some humor,
shamelessly lifted from Oasis Dance Camp:

Q; What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What’s the range of a mizmar?
A: About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.

Q: How do you make a chain saw sound like a mizmar?
A: Add vibrato

Q: How does Warda change a lightbulb?
A: She just holds on, and the world revolves around her.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a mizmar?
A: You can tune a lawn mower.

Q: What’s the difference bewteen a restaurant owner and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO.

Humor lifted from somewhere else:

"Welcome to heaven, here's your kanoun and your tuning key."
"Welcome to hell, here's your kanoun."

Q: Did you hear about the mizmar player who was in tune?
A: Neither did I.

Q: What's the definition of Perfect Pitch?
A: When the mizmar doesn't hit the side of the dumpster.

Q: What's the difference between a mizmar and an onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a mizmar.

Q: Why did the videographer cross the road?
A: To “allow enough time to read, analyze, notarize, scrutinize, complete, and return in proper courteous fashion a provided multi-page, fine print, suitable-for-framing “Work Order/Terms of Service” form to our onsite videographer, no later than one hour priorto my/our/their performance, with payment, in unmarked bills, to be left in a specially-arranged drop-off box. Exact fees are approximate, and will be pre-determined at a later date.
We are the Org. Resistance is futile.”

From the November 20, 1999 Hafla program

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From the February 12, 2000 Hafla program

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From the May 13, 2000 Hafla program

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From the August 19, 2000 Hafla program

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From the November 4, 2000 Hafla program

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From the February 17, 2001 Hafla program

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From the May 19, 2001 Hafla program

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From the August 18, 2001 Hafla program

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From the December 1, 2001 Hafla program

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From the February 9, 2002 Hafla program

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From the May 4, 2002 Hafla program

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From the August 24, 2002 Hafla program

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From the November 23, 2003 Hafla program

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From the February 22, 2003 Hafla program

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From the May 10, 2003 Hafla program

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From the August 23, 2003 Hafla program

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From the November 22, 2003 Hafla program

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From the February 21, 2004 Hafla program

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From the May 8, 2004 Hafla program

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From the August 21, 2004 Hafla program

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From the October 30, 2005 Hafla program

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From the Feb 12, 2005 Hafla program

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From the May 7, 2005 Hafla program

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From the August 23, 2006 Hafla program

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From the November 5, 2005 Hafla program

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I’m looking for a gal who can walk like an Egyptian and doesn’t mind living with my mummy. Please excuse the arms-it was a childhood skateboard accident, I swear! If you like barefoot walks in the sand, I’m your man!	It’s a shame that all they found of me was my bust, cuz my hip shimmy is my best feature. I want to get in touch with my femininity, so if anyone’s seen the rest of my body, let’s hook up!	I like to spend most of my time indoors, and my favorite pastime is playing Solitaire-lots and lots of Solitaire. I dig small, dark places, although I sometimes venture out when duty calls. Your wish is my command, Master! Or Mistress-whatever!	I have a bit of a lithsp, but I’m really a thwell guy nevertheleth. I love long trips to thunny, thandy places. I quit my job with the tobacco company, tho non-thmokers only, pleathe!

From the February 11, 2006 Hafla program

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From the May 6, 2006 Hafla program

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