Hafla Jokes!


Since 1999, every Hasani's Hafla program has included a joke ad.
Here they are for your post-Hafla amusement!

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POE

From the February 13, 1999 Hafla program

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Camel Hut

From the August 14, 1999 Hafla program

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And now, for your Hafla amusement, some humor,
shamelessly lifted from Oasis Dance Camp:


Q; What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What’s the range of a mizmar?
A: About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.

Q: How do you make a chain saw sound like a mizmar?
A: Add vibrato

Q: How does Warda change a lightbulb?
A: She just holds on, and the world revolves around her.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a mizmar?
A: You can tune a lawn mower.

Q: What’s the difference bewteen a restaurant owner and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO.

Humor lifted from somewhere else:

"Welcome to heaven, here's your kanoun and your tuning key."
"Welcome to hell, here's your kanoun."

Q: Did you hear about the mizmar player who was in tune?
A: Neither did I.

Q: What's the definition of Perfect Pitch?
A: When the mizmar doesn't hit the side of the dumpster.

Q: What's the difference between a mizmar and an onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a mizmar.

Q: Why did the videographer cross the road?
A: To “allow enough time to read, analyze, notarize, scrutinize, complete, and return in proper courteous fashion a provided multi-page, fine print, suitable-for-framing “Work Order/Terms of Service” form to our onsite videographer, no later than one hour priorto my/our/their performance, with payment, in unmarked bills, to be left in a specially-arranged drop-off box. Exact fees are approximate, and will be pre-determined at a later date.
We are the Org. Resistance is futile.”



      From the November 20, 1999 Hafla program

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Odd Jobs

From the February 12, 2000 Hafla program

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Madame Luxor

From the May 13, 2000 Hafla program

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Xena - Warrior Dancer

From the August 19, 2000 Hafla program

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Mum and Pop Archeological Restorations

From the November 4, 2000 Hafla program

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Blondes R Us

From the February 17, 2001 Hafla program

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Kitty's Elite Services

From the May 19, 2001 Hafla program

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Granny Annie to the Rescue!

From the August 18, 2001 Hafla program

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Critiques R Us

From the December 1, 2001 Hafla program

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Pharoah's Dance Party!

From the February 9, 2002 Hafla program

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Dancing Greeks

From the May 4, 2002 Hafla program

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Victory Dance

From the August 24, 2002 Hafla program

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Mustapha's Magic Carpet Taxi

From the November 23, 2003 Hafla program

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Samir's Scimitar Shoppe

From the February 22, 2003 Hafla program

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Shiva-Shave

From the May 10, 2003 Hafla program

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mummies

From the August 23, 2003 Hafla program

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Choreography Genie

From the November 22, 2003 Hafla program

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Pyramid Puzzle

From the February 21, 2004 Hafla program

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Gimme Shimmy!

From the May 8, 2004 Hafla program

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Inter Galactic Belly Dance Contest!

From the August 21, 2004 Hafla program

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Cargo Harem Pants!

From the October 30, 2005 Hafla program

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Sphinx Wash!

From the Feb 12, 2005 Hafla program

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Happy Mummy's Day!
From the May 7, 2005 Hafla program

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Support Our Troupes!

From the August 23, 2005 Hafla program

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Camel-mille Tea

From the November 5, 2005 Hafla program

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Pyramid Personal Ads

I’m looking for a gal who can walk like an Egyptian and doesn’t mind living with my mummy. Please excuse the arms-it was a childhood skateboard accident, I swear! If you like barefoot walks in the sand, I’m your man!

It’s a shame that all they found of me was my bust, cuz my hip shimmy is my best feature. I want to get in touch with my femininity, so if anyone’s seen the rest of my body, let’s hook up!

I like to spend most of my time indoors, and my favorite pastime is playing Solitaire-lots and lots of Solitaire. I dig small, dark places, although I sometimes venture out when duty calls. Your wish is my command, Master! Or Mistress-whatever!

I have a bit of a lithsp, but I’m really a thwell guy nevertheleth. I love long trips to thunny, thandy places. I quit my job with the tobacco company, tho non-thmokers only, pleathe!


From the February 11, 2006 Hafla program

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Surf Mummy!

From the May 6, 2006 Hafla program

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Camel Coolant!

From the August 12, 2006 Hafla program

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Majid, the Mobile Mechanic

From the November 11, 2006 Hafla program

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Oasis Realtors

From the Feb 10, 2007 Hafla program

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Abdul's Pizza Delivery

From the May 12, 2007 Hafla program

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Giza Valley Day Spa

From the August 11, 2007 Hafla program

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Totally Turbans!

From the November 10, 2007 Hafla program

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E-Hamunaptra.com

From the February 9, 2008 Hafla program

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Bedouin practical jokes...

From the May 10, 2008 Hafla program

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Egyptian Barbecue

From the August 9 Un-Hafla program

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